Lauren & Sam

It’s not all caviar and baby wipes, mate

Language

This may not mean much to American readers, but as well as ‘Farst’ and ‘Larst’ Lauren has also been heard saying ‘Byew-a-fuw’ (beautiful) and ‘doan ya?’

She’s also been heard saying ‘I don’t like it here, I want to go to America’ and ‘I want a cat’, but we’re ignoring those for now.