Custard

We were having treacle tart with custard for dessert. Lauren only wanted custard, which is her favourite, but being cruel parents we made her have some tart as well. Claire was making the custard (something she has been known to get wrong before), when…

Lauren: The tarts going to totally spoil my custard.

Me: That’s no way to talk about your mother.

Now given that Claire’s parents were visiting I decided to run over to Claire to whisper that punchline, but still. Ba-dum Tish!