State Fair

Lauren and I went to the State Fair yesterday. At one point we went to the ‘care and assistance’ building so I could change Lauren’s diaper. I decided I should use the facilities too, and walked up to the counter to ask them to watch Lauren for a minute. I had her on her reins, and thought I’d make a bit of a joke. So I held up my end of the leash and said “Do you have a hitching post I can tie my daughter up to while I use the rest room?” The woman behind the counter (who couldn’t actually see Lauren) looked at me suspiciously and said “Is it, like, a seeing-eye dog?” So I bent over, lifted Lauren up and said “No, it’s a baby”