Lauren & Sam

It’s not all caviar and baby wipes, mate

Summary of Lauren

I thought I should give you a bit of a summary of what the kids are like at the moment, to help you understand the snippets that keep appearing here. Starting with Lauren (because she’s the one who does stuff).

Lauren is:

beautiful (biased, but true)

wilful

smiley

hungry

chatty

in love with her Mum, her Brother, and her Daddy, in that order (mostly)

Lauren has:

a big belly

long hair that she pushes out of her face like Mick Jagger

opinions on clothes

a best friend called “Wucy”

a favourite dessert called “Wogit” (though sometimes “Iceam”)

Lauren insists on:

smiling and saying “cheeeeeese” whenever a camera appears

looking at the back of said camera, rather than posing

singing, and controlling who else sings (“No Siging!”)

going to bed with a sippy-cup

Elmo

laughing when she “tumps”