Lauren & Sam

It’s not all caviar and baby wipes, mate

Explaining yourself

We were pretending to crack eggs on each other’s heads at the weekend (place your fist on your victim’s head, tap it, then slide your hands down the side of their head to simulate the yolk running – surprisingly effective). Fortunately Claire explained this to Sam’s teacher yesterday, so ‘Teacher Jenny’ wasn’t too taken aback when Sam started rubbing people’s heads and going “Euw!”