Moments in parenthood

Yesterday I had to say the following to Sam: “Please don’t use your toothbrush on the wall.” Apparently this was an improvement on earlier in the day, when he was using his toothbrush (promptly retired) to clean his potty.

And today I had the following exchange:

L (in best end of the world voice): “Daddy, Sam scratched me!”

D: “Sam, say sorry to Lauren”

S: “Sorry Lauren”

L: “That’s OK” (runs off happy)