Surreal
Sam (downstairs): Daddy, are you up there?
Me (upstairs): No
Sam: Where are you then?
Me: In the bathroom
Sam: …OK
Lauren & Sam
It’s not all caviar and baby wipes, mate
Sam (downstairs): Daddy, are you up there?
Me (upstairs): No
Sam: Where are you then?
Me: In the bathroom
Sam: …OK