Lauren & Sam

It’s not all caviar and baby wipes, mate

Recondite

Lauren and Sam were supposed to be tidying last night, but actually focused primarily on bickering.  After being told for the umpteenth (literally, I counted) time to stop it, I explained that the treat we’d promised for today (bowling and burgers) would not happen.  This was a calamity, as you might imagine, and prompted Lauren to write the following message to us inside a card:

To Mummy and Daddy

we do love you so so

much. But we allwase [always]

try to be good and

it just comes out as a

disaster.

P.S we are so so

sorry

Love

Lauren xx

and Sam