Lauren & Sam

It’s not all caviar and baby wipes, mate

A message for future Lauren

On your wedding day, consider the following and make sure to check the obvious:

(IM from Claire) I have just done a light wash – first since the weekend. And I have checked the washbag

There was only one pair of Lauren’s pants in there

I will be very calmly asking her where they all are after school

I never thought I would need to use the advent calendar to confirm she is wearing clean undies