Lauren & Sam

It’s not all caviar and baby wipes, mate

Call from School

Lauren somehow managed to cut her chin at school yesterday, though she doesn’t recall how. It turned out to be a pretty small cut, but it removed just enough ‘meat’ that it kept oozing blood, so I went home to collect her. We took a precautionary trip to the GP’s, where a nurse pretty clearly indicated that I was insufficiently Jewish-Motherish to be worrying about so minor a nick. In my defense, I took her because the school seemed so concerned, and this gave me cover with them and Claire. It continued to ooze for a while, but all is well now.